Life in the crazy lane

My life is full of twists and turns. Nothing is ever the same from day to day. I've often been told to write it down...so here it goes. The good, bad and the crazy!

Saturday, September 8, 2012

The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Dear Reader, If you haven't read "Poopy week" then please read that first so that you will fully grasp this situation. ...

Thursday, August 23, 2012

You're not....sassy

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I've never been a twig. You know what I'm talking about. Those skinny girls that have more weight in their makeup than in their legs...

Sunday, August 12, 2012

I've been committed

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*All things posted have been edited and approved by Seth Green. :) I'm watching all these 'young' couples who have just gott...

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Little People

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Life with a 3 year old is so draining. College wasn't this draining! Being married to Seth is ALMOST this draining but not quite. I can ...

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Friday, August 3, 2012

Poopy week :)

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Let me start by saying that EVERYthing I'm about to write is the truth. It really did happen. It really, really did. I MENTIONED in a...

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My week with Donnie

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What a C-R-A-Z-Y week! I am the master of all things bonkers but seriously, even this week has me saying "I think I need to see a shrin...

Monday, July 30, 2012

Because, I am the mother, I AM the mother, I am the MOTHER...

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Today was one of those days that it would take quite a pay-off if you wanted me to repeat it. As I sit here in my comfy chair and look back ...

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Sarah Beth: Hi! I am Sarah Beth. I am a middle-aged woman who realized at 38 that I had lived in a cult my entire life. I might be a slow learner? I am a Mom to 4 kids, I work in a huge ER and I love everything I get to do. Learning life on the "outside" has been very interesting. Imagine being 38 and you've never drank, didn't curse, had never been on a date, had never watched 99% of the shows and movies most people consider "classic." I hadn't had my own bank account, worked a "real" job and my life-view was pretty last-century. I get to learn all of this while trying to raise 4 kids on my own, work a ton of hours, recover from trauma, learn not to say horrifically non-PC things - the list goes on and on. I have a lot of humor, so please be prepared for that. Laughing at trauma is my super-power.

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