My husband is a very smart guy. He loves computers and anything geeky. He tends to use large words that I think SOMEtimes he makes up just for fun. The other day he kept putting his feet on my coffee table. His feet are lethal weapons that the Chinese would pay a high price to harness. I can smells his boots from across the house. It's bad. I didn't want his smelly, dirty feet on my table. He kept doing it just to irk me. Does anyone else's husband do that? Like to irk you for fun?? Finally I looked at Seth and in my most deadly tone said (trying to use language he could understand...he loves big words)
"Seth, you INCINERATE me!"
He started laughing so hard and I couldn't understand why. When he finally caught a breath he said,
"Babe, I think you meant INFURIATE not INCINERATE..."
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My life is full of twists and turns. Nothing is ever the same from day to day. I've often been told to write it down...so here it goes. The good, bad and the crazy!
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